Subject: Humongous bouncing boobies When girls start disappearing, the Ass Collector became the prime suspect[URL redacted] The thing is, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone in Hollywood is already developing this premise into a feature. (I’m sure it’s already available…
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Friday Flash Fiction: “Time is Not on My Side”
Better late than never, right? (He said, as he posted on Sunday the thing he should have posted on Friday. Oops. Too much holiday cheer, I guess…) Read “Time is Not on My Side” at 512 Words or Fewer
Why I Can’t Take IMMORTALS Seriously
Among other things, it’s because every time I see the trailer, with Mickey Rourke as “King Hyperion” in that ridiculous helmet, I see Max from Where the Wild Things are: And really, as we know, all that most would-be despots…
SnoutCast #68: “Customer Service”
Featuring DeeAnn‘s triumphant return! [ Download mp3 – 27 MB ] 00:00 – Teaser: Cat Commentary02:03 – “lucrative”02:53 – DeeAnn’s less-than-stellar Microsoft customer service experience10:28 – jingoism, comics, and what?11:30 – why Snout GC offers phone support with live humans14:46…
Spamalot
I received a couple of odd unsolicited e-mails this week. Odd not because they were spammy (spammish?), but because they were clearly personalized and “hand-crafted” (or at least hand-cut-and-pasted-into-a-mail-client). See for yourself below.* Here’s the first one: Subject: Star Trek…