But I do know when I’ll be back again, so don’t worry about that. Meanwhile, in orbit around Alpha Omicron VII… https://youtu.be/DIw690VGt70
Category: hyperbole
The Portland Food Pyramid
A cautionary tale: this is what happens when you spend too much time on social media. On Thursday, I tweeted about my lunch at Burgerville. Technically, I guess it was a sub-sub-tweet, since I didn’t mention the name of the…
I Saw These Videos for the First Time Last Week
And I must share them with you. I must! First up, an Australian PSA demonstrating the terrifying consequences of illiteracy: http://youtu.be/STHpMUYeznQ Next, a genre-riffic advertisement for a vocational school in Perth: http://youtu.be/4Am7oKBD3PU Both of those were made by comedy duo…
I Am in the One Percent
…of unsolicited stories which were accepted for publication in Cohesion Press‘ upcoming military horror anthology SNAFU. Just signed the contract last night! Here’s the cover: Per the official announcement: “Out of a total of just over 1100 submissions, only 11…
Lady Grey Strikes Back!
Jasper here! Earlier this week there was an incident involving our beloved Food Robot and our somewhat disruptive house guest, Lady Grey! Everything is fine now, but I must report on these shenanigans! It is possible that Lady Grey became…
Not an Actual Business Discussion
As seen on Twitter*: And the song in question: http://youtu.be/zhd-kiXDhis That is all. * “Twitter is for dick jokes.” – Mike Monteiro
Friday Flash Fiction: “That’s Entertainment”
This one’s for my friend Jeff, who once posited that if humans ever develop faster-than-light travel, the adult entertainment industry will be the first to find a way to capitalize upon the new technology. Read “That’s Entertainment” at 512 Words…
Postcard #26
This is Tiffani‘s first year of eligibility for the Campbell Award, thanks to the publication of her story “If Wishes Were Horses” in Strange Horizons. Her personal life has gone through some unpleasant upheavals recently, but she’s now making a…