Why I Can’t Take IMMORTALS Seriously

Among other things, it’s because every time I see the trailer, with Mickey Rourke as “King Hyperion” in that ridiculous helmet, I see Max from Where the Wild Things are:

And really, as we know, all that most would-be despots want is just a hug, a warm glass of milk, and a bedtime story. Further Freudian analysis is left as an exercise for the reader.


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