“Not every joke worth doing is worth driving into the ground. This is one of the hardest lessons I’ve had to learn.” – Jane Espenson
Day: June 2, 2006
You’ll Go Blind
Hasbro is advertising a new Super Soaker toy called the “Oozinator,” which, in addition to water, expels “globs of gooey bio-ooze.” Their words. If you can’t figure out what’s wrong with this picture, treasure your innocence. Jeffrey Rowland politely labels…