You’ll Go Blind

Hasbro is advertising a new Super Soaker toy called the “Oozinator,” which, in addition to water, expels “globs of gooey bio-ooze.” Their words.

If you can’t figure out what’s wrong with this picture, treasure your innocence.

Jeffrey Rowland politely labels it “insanely inappropriate“, but petey doesn’t mince words: “Child pornography addicts, it’s your birthday.”

I watched the video, not knowing what disturbing images lay therein, but I’m warning you to stay away. SAVE YOURSELF!

The horror… the horror…

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