Category: zombies

hello… i’m TYE and i don’t think it’s very nice to have a thing that sounds like another thing when the new thing doesn’t even do what the old thing did… let me explain… so i guess JASPER told you…

Jasper here! If there are any humans reading this blog please leave a comment and tell me why humans feel the need to be so noisy all the time! As you know there have been lots of strange outdoor humans…

hello… i’m TYE and i don’t see what’s wrong with looking out the windows… we do it all the time… so what if there are some strange humans out there… it’s not like they even notice us cats… i will…

Jasper here! I don’t know what’s going on out there but we appear to be safe for now! So all three of us cats–Tye, Lady Grey, and me–were at the door, pushing on it and scratching it to make noise…

hello… i’m TYE and i know there is FOOD out there because i heard the FOOD NOISE that means FOOD ROBOT is going to give us FOOD soon and i want to EAT THE FOOD… WHY did the humans lock…

Jasper here! We’re still locked in the bathroom, but we just heard the food noise through the door, and now Tye is frantic because we can’t get to Food Robot! I hope the humans let us out soon, because there…

hello… i’m TYE and i am SO BORED… it sounds like the humans have left… there was a DOOR NOISE a while ago and it’s been pretty quiet since then… i mean there are still strange noises from far away…

Jasper here! I don’t know what’s going on, but humans are weird! Tye and I were enjoying our midnight snack from Food Robot when another one of those strange outdoor humans came right up to the sliding glass door and…

hello… i’m TYE and i am hoping to get fed again soon… i like FOOD… the humans came home a while ago but they have been neglecting us… they were just on the phone with their friends and now they’re…