Jasper here! The humans are home again, but even though I keep reminding them to feed us, they keep ignoring me! As if making phone calls and watching TV is more important than making sure cats don’t starve! It’s very…
Category: zombies
why are there so many STRANGERS here today
hello… i’m TYE and i have noticed some STRANGE things going on outside the apartment today… the humans went out a while ago… so instead of playing with them i have been sitting in the WINDOW and enjoying the view…
There goes the neighborhood!
Jasper here! The humans just left a little while ago–we know they’ll be gone for a while, because they gave us the traditional departure snack! But I hope they aren’t gone too long, because weird things are happening around here!…
Friday Flash Fiction: “Welcome to PDX”
As a matter of fact, yes, we have been watching a lot of Grimm lately. Why do you ask? It’s now been just over four years since DeeAnn and I moved to the Portland area, and we couldn’t be happier…
Friday Flash Fiction: “The Rule of Three”
I am not at #SDCC this weekend, but I am going to see Evil Dead: The Musical! tonight in Portland. Also, the photo accompanying this week’s story is a mannequin from Comic-Con 2009, promoting October Toys’ Z.O.M.B.I.E. products. So there….
Friday Flash Fiction: “Scarlet and Mustard”
Because they’re solving a Clue, like in The Game, get it? Read “Scarlet and Mustard” at 512 Words or Fewer
Renovation in Words and Pictures
(TL:DR – Worldcon was lots of fun!) On Monday, DeeAnn and I returned home from our road trip to Renovation, the 69th World Science Fiction Convention. This was the first Worldcon we’d attended since Denvention in 2008, and all the…
SnoutCast #1: ZombiePortLand
After writing one “GC Musings” blog post in September, it occurred to me that any such discussions should include my lovely wife DeeAnn, who’s been an integral part of every Snout Game. She handles the budget, most of the logistics,…
Friday Flash Fiction: “Harold & Kumar Get Left 4 Dead Once Upon A Time In Mexico”
Rights holders: Please don’t sue me. Here–I’ll even link to all your products! Fair use! Fair use! Read “Harold & Kumar Get Left 4 Dead Once Upon A Time In Mexico” at 512 Words or Fewer
The World’s Only Reliable Newspaper
No, I’m not talking about The Onion; I’m talking about Weekly World News. The Onion is “America’s Finest News Source.” WWN is “the World’s Only Reliable Newspaper.” Get it straight. Anyway, the good news is, you can now read back…
