Movie Review: Year One

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A colloidal suspension of one-note jokes in a mythogenic solution, but not a complete waste of time. Starts out pretending to be Prehistoric Animal House and ends up wanting to be Life of Brian Lite, but never really earns either…

All the Joe You Need

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G.I. Joe, that is. Why spend money on a crappy movie when you can see the music video for free? Especially when the music video has, arguably, bigger stars* and better writing than the feature film? The Ballad of G.I….

Fifteen Sticky Movies

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(Dear Facebook friends: I appreciate the thought when you “tag” me in your “notes,” but instead of wrestling with Facebook’s user-hostile interface and hiding my content inside their walled garden, I choose to post my omphaloskepsistic lists on the public…