IN THE WORLD WE LIVE IN, MUCH IS SAIDABOUT WHEN WE ARE BORN AND WHEN WE DIE.OUR BIRTHDAY IS CELEBRATED EVERY YEAR TO COMMEMORATE THE VERY INSTANT WE CAME INTO THE WORLD, AND A FUNERAL IS HELD TO MARK THE…
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I Followed the Oregon Trail to Find Terry, Who Apparently Has Very Poor Impulse Control
A few days ago, I noticed several of my Twitter-friends retweeting this: You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You tell him: “Thats a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you You have died of dissin Terry…
SnoutCast #171: Shirt Shrift
I’m not going to lie to you, Marge: this is not our best podcast ever. Far from it. But at least I got a pun into the title. [ Download mp3 – 18 MB ] 00:58 – “sartorial”19:24 – The…
This Also Happened Last Weekend
On Twitter, of course: Yup.
Friday Flash Fiction: “CSI: Computer Science Investigation”
Yeah, I can’t believe it took me this long to make that fuckin’ joke either. Read “CSI: Computer Science Investigation” at 512 Words or Fewer
SnoutCast #149: ‘Tis the Season
…for a little shameless self-promotion! [ Download mp3 – 22 MB ] 00:59 – “wonderful”03:15 – Adopt Lady Grey!06:35 – Hire DeeAnn!12:56 – speaking of consultants…16:35 – Read Curtis’s 512 Words or Fewer every Friday! (And tell other people if…
Friday Flash Fiction: “Barely Legal”
Yes, this week’s story title is a double entendre, BUT NOT IN THAT SENSE YOU PERV. Read “Barely Legal” at 512 Words or Fewer
A Piece for Crows
Had a great time today playing the Hunt for Odin’s Horse as part of team “Los Puzzle Snouts,” comprising Jeff and Donna from Los Jefes, Matt from The Puzzle Underground (and Puzzled Pint Game Control), and DeeAnn and myself from…
Christmaaaaaas!!
Honestly, I’m surprised someone didn’t do this sooner: (Source: Kevin David Anderson) Hope you’re all enjoying your winter holiday(s), whichever one(s) you may celebrate! DeeAnn and I will be doing our traditional Christmas Day movie marathon, this year with our…
CKL’s “Wish You Were Here” Birthday Project
Next Friday, October 1st, is my 37th birthday. And, inspired by something our friend Linda did last year for her husband Brent’s birthday, I’m asking you–my distant friends and family–to send me postcards to mark the occasion. Since moving to…