Below please find our traditional year-end family newsletter, which hopefully does not inspire in you the depths of revulsion described by Garfunkel and Oates: http://vimeo.com/8192170 You are, of course, free to not read it. We’ll never know! But seriously, somebody…
Category: cats
This cat would make a great Xmas gift!
Jasper here! If you live in the Portland metro area, we’ve got the perfect gift for that special human on your list: Lady Grey! She is a spayed female cat—a gray tuxedo Domestic Shorthair (DSH)—approximately five years old, and she…
you should ADOPT LADY GREY
hello… I’m TYE and as you know… we have had a GUEST CAT staying with us for the past few months… her name is LADY GREY… here is what she looks like… now as much as fun as it has…
Lady Grey Strikes Back!
Jasper here! Earlier this week there was an incident involving our beloved Food Robot and our somewhat disruptive house guest, Lady Grey! Everything is fine now, but I must report on these shenanigans! It is possible that Lady Grey became…
it’s NOT NICE to cry wolf
hello… i’m TYE and i don’t think it’s very nice to have a thing that sounds like another thing when the new thing doesn’t even do what the old thing did… let me explain… so i guess JASPER told you…
Why are humans so noisy!
Jasper here! If there are any humans reading this blog please leave a comment and tell me why humans feel the need to be so noisy all the time! As you know there have been lots of strange outdoor humans…
some cats are LAME
hello… i’m TYE and i don’t see what’s wrong with looking out the windows… we do it all the time… so what if there are some strange humans out there… it’s not like they even notice us cats… i will…
Some cats are too excitable!
Jasper here! I don’t know what’s going on out there but we appear to be safe for now! So all three of us cats–Tye, Lady Grey, and me–were at the door, pushing on it and scratching it to make noise…
the FOOD is coming
hello… i’m TYE and i know there is FOOD out there because i heard the FOOD NOISE that means FOOD ROBOT is going to give us FOOD soon and i want to EAT THE FOOD… WHY did the humans lock…
This bathroom is too small for three cats!
Jasper here! We’re still locked in the bathroom, but we just heard the food noise through the door, and now Tye is frantic because we can’t get to Food Robot! I hope the humans let us out soon, because there…