Remember how I was telling you about this great bug we have in the mini-house? The one that runs really fast and the humans don’t even care how much I play with it? It’s a fake! I thought it was…
Category: cats
I was wrong.
Remember how I was talking about things getting more fair around here? As it turns out, not so much. It looks like my time of freedom from pills has ended. She forced one down me yesterday. It’s been weeks since…
It’s about time things started to balance out around here.
The humans have been forcing pills down me for a long time. It must be years now. Jasper never came over to volunteer for the torture instead of me. He always stood out of the way and watched. Until the…
Stray humans are not welcome.
I don’t like having people invade my home at the best of times. At least when my humans let them in, I know that they had to meet some sort of criteria for admittance. Even if one of the new…
Today has been very relaxing.
We all slept in, even the humans. I like it when everyone stays in bed for hours after the sun comes up. It’s very homey. Then–miracle of miracles–the humans finally listened to Jasper. He’s been trying to get their attention…
Strangers!
Strangers have invaded the house twice in one week. I hate it. The first time, the invaders were a couple of female humans carrying lots of noisy tools and smelly liquids. They caught me while I was under the dining…