Fraud!

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Remember how I was telling you about this great bug we have in the mini-house? The one that runs really fast and the humans don’t even care how much I play with it? It’s a fake! I thought it was…

I was wrong.

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Remember how I was talking about things getting more fair around here? As it turns out, not so much. It looks like my time of freedom from pills has ended. She forced one down me yesterday. It’s been weeks since…

Bug!

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I may have mentioned that I LOVE BUGS. They are my favorite toys. They zig, and zag, and sometimes fly! And after I’m done playing with them, I get to eat them! There’s this new bug that comes around lately….

Webcam!

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Jasper here! That is indeed part of my head and body you see at the very beginning of this time-lapse video! And that is my girlfriend Fluffy toward the end! MORE ABOUT HER LATER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnn-F7bwU9Y (For those who are curious:…

Bored!

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Sometimes, I just can’t think up anything to do. But I’m still bored. So I tell the humans. They usually ignore me the first few times. It’s almost like a game. Or else they think I’ll just stop being bored…

Humans!

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Sometimes, the humans like to have other humans come visit. Mostly, this happened when we lived in our other house. We’d have a crowd of nice humans who came over every few days. I got lots of pets and playtime…

Today has been very relaxing.

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We all slept in, even the humans. I like it when everyone stays in bed for hours after the sun comes up. It’s very homey. Then–miracle of miracles–the humans finally listened to Jasper. He’s been trying to get their attention…

Strangers!

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Strangers have invaded the house twice in one week. I hate it. The first time, the invaders were a couple of female humans carrying lots of noisy tools and smelly liquids. They caught me while I was under the dining…