Jon Stewart must love days like this, when the show practically writes itself.
And yes, folks, that’s a real product: Jimmy Dean Pancake and Sausage on a Stick.
The only question you need to ask yourself is, “Do I want the 14-pack or the 18-pack?” Unless you’re south of the Mason-Dixon Line, in which case you’ll be asking: “Pan-fried, or deep-fried?” But we all know there’s really only one answer to that question.
~CKL
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Not vegan. Not halal. Not kosher. Not safe for lent probably. Not jain. Not buddhist (sort of). Wow, that’s pretty impressive. Can they make it in the shape of any prophets?