{"id":965,"date":"2009-06-23T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/06\/23\/good-advice\/"},"modified":"2009-06-23T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T04:00:00","slug":"good-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/06\/23\/good-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Consumerist.com<\/span>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If a man says he&#8217;s a police officer and flashes a badge at you, then tells you to have sex with him or he&#8217;ll arrest you, <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/5300106\/man-uses-geek-squad-badge-to-impersonate-cop-coerce-sex-out-of-prostitute\">make sure the badge doesn&#8217;t say <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Geek Squad<\/span> on it<\/a> first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Consumerist.com: &#8220;If a man says he&#8217;s a police officer and flashes a badge at you, then tells you to have sex with him or he&#8217;ll arrest you, make sure the badge doesn&#8217;t say Geek Squad on it first.&#8221; ~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[1,133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}