{"id":944,"date":"2009-08-17T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T04:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/08\/17\/all-the-joe-you-need\/"},"modified":"2009-08-17T21:51:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T04:51:00","slug":"all-the-joe-you-need","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/08\/17\/all-the-joe-you-need\/","title":{"rendered":"All the Joe You Need"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">G.I.<\/span> Joe, that is.  Why spend money on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/gi_joe\/\">a crappy movie<\/a> when you can see the music video for free?  Especially when the music video has, arguably, bigger stars* and better writing than the feature film?<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"448\" height=\"376\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=076041c13b\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><embed width=\"448\" height=\"376\" flashvars=\"key=076041c13b\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" quality=\"high\" src=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" name=\"ordie_player_076041c13b\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:448px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/076041c13b\/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe\" title=\"from Cha-Ching Pictures, Olivia Wilde, Zach Galifianakis, Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, FOD Team, Chuck Liddell, Sgt Slaughter, Tony Hale, Laz Alonso, Joey Kern, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk, Vinnie Jones, and Josh Simpson\">The Ballad of G.I. Joe<\/a><\/div>\n<p>* <small>Partial cast list:  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Alexis Bledel<\/span> as Lady Jaye.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Billy Crudup<\/span> as Zartan.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Zach Galifianakis<\/span> as Snow Job.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Tony Hale<\/span> as Dr. Mindbender.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Vinnie Jones<\/span> as Destro.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Julianne Moore<\/span> as Scarlett.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Henry Rollins<\/span> as Duke.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Alan Tudyk<\/span> as Shipwreck.  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Olivia Wilde<\/span> as The Baroness&#8230;<\/small><\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G.I. Joe, that is. Why spend money on a crappy movie when you can see the music video for free? Especially when the music video has, arguably, bigger stars* and better writing than the feature film? The Ballad of G.I&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[13,43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-music"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}