{"id":932,"date":"2009-09-21T15:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T22:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/09\/21\/my-many-nicknames\/"},"modified":"2009-09-21T15:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T22:47:00","slug":"my-many-nicknames","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/09\/21\/my-many-nicknames\/","title":{"rendered":"My Many Nicknames!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The humans like to call me lots of different things, and sometimes you can actually figure out why!  Here&#8217;s an example:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Jasper<\/span> turned into a fake-Spanish diminutive becomes <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Jaspito<\/span> (with a long &#8220;e&#8221; sound)!<\/li>\n<li>Shortening that gives you <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Pete<\/span>!<\/li>\n<li>Adding a title produces <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Master P<\/span>, which will be my moniker if I ever start rapping!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Of course, some of the nicknames just make no sense at all.  &#8220;Tinito Mio?&#8221;  Is that supposed to be Italian?  Humans are weird!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Jasper.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The humans like to call me lots of different things, and sometimes you can actually figure out why! Here&#8217;s an example: Jasper turned into a fake-Spanish diminutive becomes Jaspito (with a long &#8220;e&#8221; sound)! Shortening that gives you Pete! Adding&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}