{"id":865,"date":"2010-01-20T02:34:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T10:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/01\/20\/the-return-of-the-tyecam\/"},"modified":"2010-01-20T02:34:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T10:34:00","slug":"the-return-of-the-tyecam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/01\/20\/the-return-of-the-tyecam\/","title":{"rendered":"The Return of the TyeCam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s still in the bathroom!  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Still!<\/span>  How much longer?  I don&#8217;t know if I can stand waiting any more!  When can he come out?  When?  Did you say Friday?  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Maybe<\/span> Friday?  AUGH!  What are you people trying to <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">do<\/span> to me?  This is torture!  Cruel and unusual!  I protest!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;hey, look!  <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Grass!<\/span>  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">nom nom nom<\/span><\/p>\n<p>What was I saying?<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ScDiW-O5gwU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ScDiW-O5gwU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x402061&#038;color2=0x9461ca\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ScDiW-O5gwU\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ScDiW-O5gwU<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Jasper.jpg\" alt=\"Jasper\" title=\"Jasper\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s still in the bathroom! Still! How much longer? I don&#8217;t know if I can stand waiting any more! When can he come out? When? Did you say Friday? Maybe Friday? AUGH! What are you people trying to do to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[2,43,126,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-music","category-tyecam","category-video"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}