{"id":830,"date":"2010-03-31T23:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T06:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/03\/31\/i-have-an-ipad\/"},"modified":"2010-03-31T23:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T06:04:00","slug":"i-have-an-ipad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/03\/31\/i-have-an-ipad\/","title":{"rendered":"I have an iPad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Impossible, you say?  Too early?  Not shipping yet?  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Pish-posh.<\/span>  <a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_5B85svs4ENE\/S7Qe8F4P-JI\/AAAAAAABAGk\/V1-mXEPfeig\/s1600\/DSC03265.JPG\">Here is the proof.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"CKL\" title=\"CKL\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impossible, you say? Too early? Not shipping yet? Pish-posh. Here is the proof.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[84,64,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun","category-geeky","category-startrek"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}