{"id":815,"date":"2010-04-20T10:23:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/04\/20\/i-dont-even-own-a-blender\/"},"modified":"2010-04-20T10:23:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T17:23:00","slug":"i-dont-even-own-a-blender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/04\/20\/i-dont-even-own-a-blender\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t even own a blender&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but this <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">totally<\/span> makes me want to go out and get one.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"420\" height=\"256\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/l69Vi5IDc0g&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x234900&#038;color2=0x4e9e00&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/l69Vi5IDc0g&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x234900&#038;color2=0x4e9e00&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"420\" height=\"256\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"CKL\" title=\"CKL\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but this totally makes me want to go out and get one. http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=l69Vi5IDc0g<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[64,32,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky","category-sci-tech","category-video"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}