{"id":811,"date":"2010-04-23T10:28:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T17:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/04\/23\/friday-flash-fiction-wait-for-it\/"},"modified":"2010-04-23T10:28:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T17:28:00","slug":"friday-flash-fiction-wait-for-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/04\/23\/friday-flash-fiction-wait-for-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flash Fiction: &#8220;Wait For It&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/deeannsole\">my wife<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/richterscales.com\/\">The Richter Scales<\/a>, Will Smith, <a href=\"http:\/\/alienlovespredator.com\/2009\/09\/29\/the-first-black-president\/\">Bernie Hou<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Feghoot#Ferdinand_Feghoot\">Ferdinand Feghoot<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Read <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/512.82\">&#8220;Wait For It&#8221;<\/a> at <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">512 Words or Fewer<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Curtis:<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"CKL\" title=\"CKL\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With apologies to my wife, The Richter Scales, Will Smith, Bernie Hou, and Ferdinand Feghoot. Read &#8220;Wait For It&#8221; at 512 Words or Fewer Curtis:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-512words"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}