{"id":800,"date":"2010-05-07T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/05\/07\/friday-flash-fiction-there-will-be-banter\/"},"modified":"2010-05-07T15:22:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-07T22:22:00","slug":"friday-flash-fiction-there-will-be-banter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/05\/07\/friday-flash-fiction-there-will-be-banter\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flash Fiction: &#8220;There Will Be Banter&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I can&#8217;t think of anything to write, I write cops.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I consider it something of an achievement that despite being sick for most of this week, I managed to rewrite two short stories for critique this weekend and bang out this entry in the further adventures of Jake and Andy, Futurismic Detectives.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s time for a sandwich.<\/p>\n<p><b>Read <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/512.84\">&#8220;There Will Be Banter&#8221;<\/a> at <i>512 Words or Fewer<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"CKL\" title=\"CKL\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I can&#8217;t think of anything to write, I write cops. Also, I consider it something of an achievement that despite being sick for most of this week, I managed to rewrite two short stories for critique this weekend and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[38,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-512words","category-nonsequitur"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}