{"id":756,"date":"2010-07-16T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T17:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/07\/16\/friday-flash-fiction-i-can-buy-pickles\/"},"modified":"2010-07-16T10:13:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T17:13:00","slug":"friday-flash-fiction-i-can-buy-pickles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2010\/07\/16\/friday-flash-fiction-i-can-buy-pickles\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flash Fiction: &#8220;I Can Buy Pickles&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering where this week&#8217;s title came from, just watch the first two minutes of this video (and then feel free to continue watching):<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/GuLmUT5_cBs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/GuLmUT5_cBs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GuLmUT5_cBs\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GuLmUT5_cBs<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p>(Part 2 of that episode:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9JTukeKwIIU\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9JTukeKwIIU<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>And yes, it took a tremendous effort to resist titling this one &#8220;No Guts, No Glory.&#8221;  But I was strong.<\/p>\n<p><b>Read <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/512.94\">&#8220;I Can Buy Pickles&#8221;<\/a> at <i>512 Words or Fewer<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"CKL\" title=\"CKL\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering where this week&#8217;s title came from, just watch the first two minutes of this video (and then feel free to continue watching): http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GuLmUT5_cBs (Part 2 of that episode: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9JTukeKwIIU) And yes, it took a tremendous effort&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[38,119,47,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-512words","category-cooking","category-greatestpunofalltime","category-video"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}