{"id":595,"date":"2011-02-12T00:06:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T08:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2011\/02\/12\/friday-flash-fiction-my-funny-valentine\/"},"modified":"2011-02-12T00:06:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T08:06:00","slug":"friday-flash-fiction-my-funny-valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2011\/02\/12\/friday-flash-fiction-my-funny-valentine\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flash Fiction: &#8220;My Funny Valentine&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought this story was going to go one way, but it ended up going in a different direction.  But I&#8217;m still pretty happy with it.  Even if it does include a somewhat gratuitous cock-punch.<\/p>\n<p><b>Read <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/512.124\">&#8220;My Funny Valentine&#8221;<\/a> at <i>512 Words or Fewer<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"CKL\" title=\"CKL\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought this story was going to go one way, but it ended up going in a different direction. But I&#8217;m still pretty happy with it. Even if it does include a somewhat gratuitous cock-punch. Read &#8220;My Funny Valentine&#8221; at&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-512words"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}