{"id":492,"date":"2011-10-14T09:14:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2011\/10\/14\/friday-flash-fiction-erratic-chemistry\/"},"modified":"2011-10-14T09:14:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T16:14:00","slug":"friday-flash-fiction-erratic-chemistry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2011\/10\/14\/friday-flash-fiction-erratic-chemistry\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flash Fiction: &#8220;Erratic Chemistry&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired in part by <i>Breaking Bad<\/i>, and my wife&#8217;s frequent exhortations for detractors to fellate her metaphorical phallus (which you may have heard on the <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/podcast\">SnoutCast<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Also, I know this isn&#8217;t really a genre piece, but hey, did I mention that I took four years of high school Latin?  BONA TEMPORA.<\/p>\n<p><b>Read <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/512.159\">&#8220;Erratic Chemistry&#8221;<\/a> at <i>512 Words or Fewer<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"Curtis\" title=\"Curtis\" border=\"0\" height=\"32\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired in part by Breaking Bad, and my wife&#8217;s frequent exhortations for detractors to fellate her metaphorical phallus (which you may have heard on the SnoutCast). Also, I know this isn&#8217;t really a genre piece, but hey, did I mention&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[38,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-512words","category-randomresearch"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}