{"id":384,"date":"2012-08-20T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-20T21:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/08\/20\/spam-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2012-08-20T14:54:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-20T21:54:00","slug":"spam-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/08\/20\/spam-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Spam of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Subject:<\/b> Humongous bouncing boobies<\/p>\n<p>When girls start disappearing, the Ass Collector became the prime suspect<br \/><i>[URL redacted]<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The thing is, I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if someone in Hollywood is already developing this premise into a feature.  (I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s already available as an &#8220;adult video.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"Curtis\" title=\"Curtis\" border=\"0\" height=\"32\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Subject: Humongous bouncing boobies When girls start disappearing, the Ass Collector became the prime suspect[URL redacted] The thing is, I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if someone in Hollywood is already developing this premise into a feature. (I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s already available&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-urdoinitwrong"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}