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<\/a><\/p>\nJasper<\/b> here! The humans just left a little while ago–we know they’ll be gone for a while, because they gave us the traditional departure snack<\/i>! But I hope they aren’t gone too long, because weird things are happening around here!<\/p>\n
Most days there are plenty of other humans walking to and fro outside our apartment, but today there’s been a lot of unusual activity! Instead of just walking past–or running past, like the children do–there have been lots of humans shuffling about slowly. Some of them have even come up to our windows and scratched at the glass! I would expect that kind of behavior from a cat<\/i>, but not from a human! I had to go hide under the bed several<\/i> times.<\/p>\n
Anyway, it doesn’t seem to be bothering Tye<\/b> or Lady Grey<\/b>, since they’re still running about madly and playing with each other. But I wish they’d keep it down! We don’t want to attract too much attention–I don’t like strange humans, they’re usually bad news. Plus it’s hard to nap when other cats are thundering about the place and crashing into you!<\/p>\n
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