{"id":348,"date":"2012-10-06T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-06T22:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/06\/i-am-very-hungry\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T15:13:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T22:13:00","slug":"i-am-very-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/06\/i-am-very-hungry\/","title":{"rendered":"I am very hungry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Jasper<\/b> here!  The humans are home again, but even though I keep reminding them to feed us, they keep ignoring me!  As if making phone calls and watching TV is more important than making sure cats don&#8217;t <i>starve<\/i>!  It&#8217;s very inconsiderate!<\/p>\n<p>For some reason they seem very interested in live news reports, and they&#8217;re using <i>both<\/i> their telephones <i>at once<\/i> to call lots of different people!  I don&#8217;t know what the humans do when they go out, but usually when they come home they&#8217;re <i>glad<\/i> to see <b>Tye<\/b> and me!  (And I suppose <b>Lady Grey<\/b> too.  We must be nice to our guests!)<\/p>\n<p>This is very <i>unusual<\/i>!  I hope they come to their senses and <i>feed us<\/i> soon!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/underwordsblog.com\/special-features\/zombie-apocalypse-2012\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/malum-iter.com\/zombie-apocalypse-button.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" title=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Did you enjoy this blog post?  Check out more <a href=\"http:\/\/curtiscchen.com\/stories\/\">stories by Curtis C. Chen<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Jasper.jpg\" alt=\"Jasper\" title=\"Jasper\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jasper here! The humans are home again, but even though I keep reminding them to feed us, they keep ignoring me! As if making phone calls and watching TV is more important than making sure cats don&#8217;t starve! It&#8217;s very&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[104,2,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zombieapoc2012","category-cats","category-zombies"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}