{"id":347,"date":"2012-10-06T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T02:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/06\/departure-means-snack-and-thats-good\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T19:13:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T02:13:00","slug":"departure-means-snack-and-thats-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/06\/departure-means-snack-and-thats-good\/","title":{"rendered":"departure means SNACK and that&#8217;s GOOD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hello&#8230; i&#8217;m <b>TYE<\/b> and i am hoping to get fed again soon&#8230; i like FOOD&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>the humans came home a while ago but they have been neglecting us&#8230; they were just on the phone with their friends and now they&#8217;re arguing&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>one of them said &#8220;we can&#8217;t leave the cats here&#8221; and the other said &#8220;they&#8217;ll be safer without us, the zed only go after dogs&#8221;&#8230; then they argued for a while about whether they should say &#8220;zed&#8221; or &#8220;walkers&#8221; or something else&#8230; i don&#8217;t really understand what that&#8217;s all about&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but they pulled out some luggage a while ago and they&#8217;ve been packing things&#8230; which means they&#8217;re going to go out&#8230; and they always feed us a SNACK when they leave&#8230; and as i may have mentioned&#8230; i like FOOD&#8230; so that&#8217;ll be good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/underwordsblog.com\/special-features\/zombie-apocalypse-2012\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/malum-iter.com\/zombie-apocalypse-button.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" title=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Did you enjoy this blog post?  Check out more <a href=\"http:\/\/curtiscchen.com\/stories\/\">stories by Curtis C. Chen<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Tye.jpg\" alt=\"Tye\" title=\"Tye\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hello&#8230; i&#8217;m TYE and i am hoping to get fed again soon&#8230; i like FOOD&#8230; the humans came home a while ago but they have been neglecting us&#8230; they were just on the phone with their friends and now they&#8217;re&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[104,2,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zombieapoc2012","category-cats","category-zombies"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}