{"id":346,"date":"2012-10-06T23:13:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/06\/humans-are-weird\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T23:13:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T06:13:00","slug":"humans-are-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/06\/humans-are-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Humans are weird!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jasper<\/b> here! I don’t know what’s going on, but humans are weird!<\/i><\/p>\n

Tye<\/b> and I were enjoying our midnight snack from Food Robot<\/a> when another<\/i> one of those strange outdoor humans came right up to the sliding glass door and started tapping<\/i> at it! Of course, I went and hid under the bed right away, but I heard lots of noises for a while, like the humans were knocking things over!<\/p>\n

Once the noises stopped, the humans came and dragged me out<\/i> from under the bed! I complained, but they ignored me, and they smelled really bad<\/i>–sweaty and salty and kind of garbage-y! Anyway, they threw me into the cat bathroom, where Tye and Lady Grey<\/b> were already hanging out, and just closed the door with all three of us inside!<\/p>\n

I’ve been complaining very loudly, and I can hear them moving around outside, but they keep ignoring us! Maybe they wanted all three of us to eat together for some reason? They put a whole bunch of food and water in here. But even Tye<\/i> is done eating now! And he eats a lot<\/i>! We’re ready to come out and do something else now!<\/p>\n

I guess I’ll just keep reminding the humans to let us out. Humans can be very forgetful<\/i> sometimes!<\/p>\n

\"Zombie<\/a><\/p>\n

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