{"id":345,"date":"2012-10-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T07:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/so-bored\/"},"modified":"2012-10-07T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T07:01:00","slug":"so-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/so-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"so BORED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hello&#8230; i&#8217;m <b>TYE<\/b> and i am SO BORED&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>it sounds like the humans have left&#8230; there was a DOOR NOISE a while ago and it&#8217;s been pretty quiet since then&#8230; i mean there are still strange noises from far away outside the apartment&#8230; but nothing inside&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>unfortunately this BATHROOM we&#8217;re trapped in is kind of small&#8230; i mean it&#8217;s pretty spacious for a bathroom i guess&#8230; but there&#8217;s not enough room for <b>JASPER<\/b> and <b>LADY GREY<\/b> and me to all sit on the COUNTER at once&#8230; and we don&#8217;t have enough space to RUN and chase each other&#8230; i&#8217;ve had to resort to playing with WRESTLING&#8230; which they don&#8217;t like so much&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>oh well&#8230; i guess we&#8217;ll go to SLEEP in a little while&#8230; at least the humans left plenty of food and water in here&#8230; plus one of their portable computers&#8230; so we can still look at <a href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/5152305920\">CAT<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/5039979008\">PICTURES<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/6472067584\">ON THE INTERNET<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/underwordsblog.com\/special-features\/zombie-apocalypse-2012\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/malum-iter.com\/zombie-apocalypse-button.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" title=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Did you enjoy this blog post?  Check out more <a href=\"http:\/\/curtiscchen.com\/stories\/\">stories by Curtis C. Chen<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Tye.jpg\" alt=\"Tye\" title=\"Tye\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hello&#8230; i&#8217;m TYE and i am SO BORED&#8230; it sounds like the humans have left&#8230; there was a DOOR NOISE a while ago and it&#8217;s been pretty quiet since then&#8230; i mean there are still strange noises from far away&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[104,2,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zombieapoc2012","category-cats","category-zombies"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}