{"id":344,"date":"2012-10-07T06:03:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/this-bathroom-is-too-small-for-three-cats\/"},"modified":"2012-10-07T06:03:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T13:03:00","slug":"this-bathroom-is-too-small-for-three-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/this-bathroom-is-too-small-for-three-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"This bathroom is too small for three cats!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Jasper<\/b> here!  We&#8217;re still locked in the bathroom, but we just heard the <i>food noise<\/i> through the door, and now <b>Tye<\/b> is frantic because we can&#8217;t get to <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/foodrobot\/\">Food Robot<\/a>!  I hope the humans let us out soon, because there isn&#8217;t much left to eat in <i>here<\/i>!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a pretty weird night.  First the humans locked us in here, then there were all those <i>strange noises<\/i> outside, and then Tye wanted to <i>wrestle<\/i> with <b>Lady Grey<\/b> and me because he couldn&#8217;t run around!  So of course all the rugs are messed up now and no good for sitting on!  <i>Not cool!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Oh great!  Now Tye&#8217;s scratching at the door and he&#8217;s got Lady Grey all worked up too!  Guys!  I know you&#8217;re hungry but stop freaking out!  We&#8217;ll be okay!  Seriously, young cats these days!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/underwordsblog.com\/special-features\/zombie-apocalypse-2012\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/malum-iter.com\/zombie-apocalypse-button.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" title=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Did you enjoy this blog post?  Check out more <a href=\"http:\/\/curtiscchen.com\/stories\/\">stories by Curtis C. Chen<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Jasper.jpg\" alt=\"Jasper\" title=\"Jasper\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jasper here! We&#8217;re still locked in the bathroom, but we just heard the food noise through the door, and now Tye is frantic because we can&#8217;t get to Food Robot! I hope the humans let us out soon, because there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[104,2,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zombieapoc2012","category-cats","category-zombies"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}