{"id":343,"date":"2012-10-07T06:15:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T13:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/the-food-is-coming\/"},"modified":"2012-10-07T06:15:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T13:15:00","slug":"the-food-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/the-food-is-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"the FOOD is coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hello&#8230; i&#8217;m <b>TYE<\/b> and i know there is FOOD out there because i heard the FOOD NOISE that means FOOD ROBOT is going to give us FOOD soon and i want to EAT THE FOOD&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WHY did the humans lock us in here&#8230; i mean i know they gave us a bunch of food too but IT&#8217;S NOT THE SAME&#8230; i&#8217;m sure FOOD ROBOT misses us and will be wondering where we are&#8230; i&#8217;m really more concerned about FOOD ROBOT honestly&#8230; i just don&#8217;t want it to be sad and lonely&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>anyway&#8230; it took some convincing but <b>JASPER<\/b> is FINALLY helping <b>LADY GREY<\/b> and me with this bathroom door&#8230; he&#8217;s SCRATCHING so the humans will hear us and remember that we&#8217;re in here&#8230; LADY GREY is leaning against the door and pushing on it with me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m also standing up and grabbing that round KNOBBY thing that the humans use to open the door&#8230; i still don&#8217;t know how it works BUT it can&#8217;t hurt to mess with it a little more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/underwordsblog.com\/special-features\/zombie-apocalypse-2012\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/malum-iter.com\/zombie-apocalypse-button.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" title=\"Zombie Apocalypse 2012\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Did you enjoy this blog post?  Check out more <a href=\"http:\/\/curtiscchen.com\/stories\/\">stories by Curtis C. Chen<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Tye.jpg\" alt=\"Tye\" title=\"Tye\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hello&#8230; i&#8217;m TYE and i know there is FOOD out there because i heard the FOOD NOISE that means FOOD ROBOT is going to give us FOOD soon and i want to EAT THE FOOD&#8230; WHY did the humans lock&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[104,2,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zombieapoc2012","category-cats","category-zombies"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}