{"id":340,"date":"2012-10-07T14:13:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T21:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/why-are-humans-so-noisy\/"},"modified":"2012-10-07T14:13:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T21:13:00","slug":"why-are-humans-so-noisy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/10\/07\/why-are-humans-so-noisy\/","title":{"rendered":"Why are humans so noisy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jasper<\/b> here! If there are any humans reading this blog please<\/i> leave a comment and tell me why humans feel the need to be so noisy<\/i> all the time!<\/p>\n

As you know there have been lots of strange outdoor humans shuffling around the apartment complex since yesterday! But even though there have been a lot of them at least they were fairly quiet! They did groan quite continuously but it was at a polite volume! Not like these new humans who showed up in loud vehicles and shouted at each other and ran around setting off what sounded like firecrackers! Lots of them!<\/p>\n

But that’s<\/i> not even the worst<\/i> part! After they interrupted our cat nap with their running and banging, the new noisy humans brought out another<\/i> kind of machine that made a sound very similar<\/i> to Food Robot’s food noise<\/i>! Tye was so excited by it he kicked me in the side when he launched<\/i> himself off the bed to run out there! And he was very disappointed<\/i> after waiting in front of Food Robot for many minutes and no<\/i> cat food came out!<\/p>\n

The noisy humans have now moved on to another part of the complex with their weird sound machine, and they also<\/i> seem to have gotten rid of most of the strange outdoor humans! Tye<\/b> and Lady Grey<\/b> are a little disappointed that they have fewer things to watch through the windows, but they’ll get over it. I for one will appreciate the relative peace and quiet for as long as it lasts! Now back to napping<\/i>!<\/p>\n

\"Zombie<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jasper here! If there are any humans reading this blog please leave a comment and tell me why humans feel the need to be so noisy all the time! As you know there have been lots of strange outdoor humans…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[104,2,100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zombieapoc2012","category-cats","category-zombies"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}