{"id":311,"date":"2012-12-11T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-11T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/12\/11\/this-cat-would-make-a-great-xmas-gift\/"},"modified":"2012-12-11T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T16:00:00","slug":"this-cat-would-make-a-great-xmas-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2012\/12\/11\/this-cat-would-make-a-great-xmas-gift\/","title":{"rendered":"This cat would make a great Xmas gift!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jasper here!  If you live in the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Portland_metropolitan_area\">Portland metro area<\/a>, we&#8217;ve got the perfect gift for that special human on your list: <b>Lady Grey!<\/b>  She is a spayed female cat&mdash;a gray tuxedo Domestic Shorthair (DSH)&mdash;approximately five years old, and she would <i>love<\/i> to join <i>your<\/i> family!<\/p>\n<p><b>Lady Grey<\/b> likes to explore closets, climb furniture, eat wet <i>and<\/i> dry food, charge around the house, and watch the world out the window!  She greets every visitor, and plays with everything from cat toys to postcards!<\/p>\n<p>See for yourself!  <b>Lady Grey<\/b> stars in this safe-for-work video&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l_0HK9GYgiY?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/l_0HK9GYgiY\">http:\/\/youtu.be\/l_0HK9GYgiY<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and this TOTES ADORBS photo slideshow!<\/p>\n<p><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/s\/c\/bin\/slideshow.swf\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" flashvars=\"host=picasaweb.google.com&#038;noautoplay=1&#038;hl=en_US&#038;feat=flashalbum&#038;RGB=0x000000&#038;feed=https%3A%2F%2Fpicasaweb.google.com%2Fdata%2Ffeed%2Fapi%2Fuser%2F116737692309729475506%2Falbumid%2F5816171021443386945%3Falt%3Drss%26kind%3Dphoto%26hl%3Den_US\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\"><\/embed><br \/><small><a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/116737692309729475506\/MeetLadyGrey?authuser=0&amp;feat=directlink\">picasaweb.google.com\/116737692309729475506\/MeetLadyGrey<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n<p><i>I know, right?<\/i>  I&#8217;ll bet you want to come whisk her away to your loving home <i>right now!<\/i>  Well, here&#8217;s how you can get in touch with our humans to arrange just that (click image to embiggen):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-QFyRe9UyjwQ\/UMcwRQkhwnI\/AAAAAAAAAC8\/XFcRxlHpdFM\/s1600\/Slide1.jpg\" style=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" width=\"240\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-QFyRe9UyjwQ\/UMcwRQkhwnI\/AAAAAAAAAC8\/XFcRxlHpdFM\/s320\/Slide1.jpg\" alt=\"solechen+ladygrey@gmail.com\" title=\"solechen+ladygrey@gmail.com\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Make one of your fellow humans very happy with <i>a new cat<\/i> this holiday season!  Preferably <b>Lady Grey!<\/b>  SRSLY.<\/p>\n<p>Note: you should <i>not<\/i> try to stuff Lady Grey into a stocking, or wrap her up in a box, for that matter!  I recommend asking the lucky recipient to close his or her eyes, then <i>gently<\/i> placing Lady Grey into his or her arms.  After that, just step back to reveal the surprise and witness <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/5kiNJcDG4E0\">the beginning of a beautiful friendship<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>(Lady Grey <i>will<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nobody_Puts_Baby_in_a_Corner\">put herself in a corner<\/a> just fine, but that&#8217;s neither here nor there.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/Jasper.jpg\" alt=\"Jasper\" title=\"Jasper\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jasper here! If you live in the Portland metro area, we&#8217;ve got the perfect gift for that special human on your list: Lady Grey! She is a spayed female cat&mdash;a gray tuxedo Domestic Shorthair (DSH)&mdash;approximately five years old, and she&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[2,102,18,40,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-ladygrey","category-pdx","category-photography","category-video"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}