{"id":300,"date":"2013-01-11T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2013\/01\/11\/friday-flash-fiction-csi-computer-science-investigation\/"},"modified":"2013-01-11T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T17:00:00","slug":"friday-flash-fiction-csi-computer-science-investigation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2013\/01\/11\/friday-flash-fiction-csi-computer-science-investigation\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Flash Fiction: &#8220;CSI: Computer Science Investigation&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I can&#8217;t believe it took me this long to make that fuckin&#8217; joke either.<\/p>\n<p><b>Read <a href=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/512.224\">&#8220;CSI: Computer Science Investigation&#8221;<\/a> at <i>512 Words or Fewer<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"Curtis\" title=\"Curtis\" border=\"0\" height=\"32\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I can&#8217;t believe it took me this long to make that fuckin&#8217; joke either. Read &#8220;CSI: Computer Science Investigation&#8221; at 512 Words or Fewer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[38,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-512words","category-greatestpunofalltime"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}