{"id":159,"date":"2014-04-23T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2014\/04\/23\/i-followed-the-oregon-trail-to-find-terry-who-apparently-has-very-poor-impulse-control\/"},"modified":"2014-04-23T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-23T16:00:00","slug":"i-followed-the-oregon-trail-to-find-terry-who-apparently-has-very-poor-impulse-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2014\/04\/23\/i-followed-the-oregon-trail-to-find-terry-who-apparently-has-very-poor-impulse-control\/","title":{"rendered":"I Followed the Oregon Trail to Find Terry, Who Apparently Has Very Poor Impulse Control"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, I noticed several of my Twitter-friends retweeting this:<\/p>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You tell him: \u201cThats a girl\u2019s name!\u201d &#10;Terry shoots you &#10;You have died of dissin Terry<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; 4.0 (@JimmyBatchler) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JimmyBatchler\/statuses\/448121674009829376\">March 24, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>At the time, that post had already garnered well over 500 retweets.  But looking through the same account&#8217;s other tweets, this one didn&#8217;t quite fit.  No disrespect to Jimmy, but it clearly <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JimmyBatchler\/status\/458412692034695168\">wasn&#8217;t<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JimmyBatchler\/status\/434599510895906817\">his<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JimmyBatchler\/status\/440392368055808000\">voice<\/a>.  Had he heard the joke from someone else?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not uncommon for <i>bons mots<\/i> to appear on the Internet without proper attribution.  And in most cases, it&#8217;s not important who coined a particular turn of phrase or who first photoshopped <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/you-have-died-of-dysentery\">a particular meme<\/a>&mdash;but it is <i>interesting<\/i>, to me anyway.<\/p>\n<p>And so, <a href=\"http:\/\/hotsheet.snout.org\/2011\/08\/for-record-harry-potter-vs-twilight.html\">as I have done<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/hotsheet.snout.org\/2009\/08\/quotebusters-lincoln-didnt-say-that.html\">in the past<\/a>, I started a research spiral to see if I could identify the original wit.  (Spoiler alert: I did.)<\/p>\n<p>First, I went for the low-hanging fruit: previous tweets that included the same joke (I focused on the pun &#8220;dissin&#8217; Terry&#8221;).  And I was able to find three independent posts, the earliest from February of 2011&mdash;over three years ago.<\/p>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>\u200e&quot;You meet a man on the Oregon Trail named Terry.. You laugh \u201cThat\u2019s a girl\u2019s name!\u201d Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin\u2019 Terry.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Gnomesayin (@XDG_Gnome) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/XDG_Gnome\/statuses\/296941780610453504\">January 31, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>You have died of dissin&#39; Terry.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Thot Leader (@moonpolysoft) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/moonpolysoft\/statuses\/248609896474497024\">September 20, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote lang=\"en\">\n<p>You have died of dissing Terry: http:\/\/nbyt.es\/fiMUCj<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Roberto Villarreal (@iamrobertv) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iamrobertv\/statuses\/34670526731390977\">February 7, 2011<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Note that the two older tweets don&#8217;t introduce the full context of the Oregon Trail video game, and the link in the 2011 tweet is now defunct.)<\/p>\n<p>That was the end of the trail, so to speak, until I tried a full-web search on &#8220;dissing Terry&#8221; (no contraction).  And that led me to the jackpot&mdash;the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dernwerks.com\/HWC\/?p=1074\">&#8220;Terry made it to Oregon&#8221;<\/a> installment of webcomic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dernwerks.com\/HWC\/\">Hello With Cheese<\/a>, published by <a href=\"http:\/\/dernwerks.com\/about_us\"><b>Darren J. Gendron<\/b> and <b>Obsidian Abnormal<\/b><\/a> on <b>November 1st, 2010<\/b>:<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-5Ts4YTnU1JE\/U1c-lYPLuEI\/AAAAAAABrkg\/RNunOP53p3c\/s1600\/2010-11-01.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-5Ts4YTnU1JE\/U1c-lYPLuEI\/AAAAAAABrkg\/RNunOP53p3c\/s320\/2010-11-01.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dernwerks.com\/HWC\/?p=1074\">http:\/\/www.dernwerks.com\/HWC\/?p=1074<\/a><\/small><\/div>\n<p><i>(For the sake of completeness, here&#8217;s the chain that got me there: a Google search for &#8220;dissing Terry&#8221; turned up <a href=\"http:\/\/webcomictweets.com\/detail\/link\/28973\">an archived post on webcomictweets.com<\/a>, which linked to a t-shirt that no longer exists on <a href=\"http:\/\/swagshark.myshopify.com\/\">Swag Shark<\/a>. But even though the product web page returned a 404, searching for the URL itself turned up <a href=\"http:\/\/dernwerks.tumblr.com\/post\/2773986881\/isaileon-you-have-died-of-dissing-terry\">a backlink on Dern&#8217;s tumblr<\/a>, which in turn pointed me back to <a href=\"http:\/\/dernwerks.com\/\">dernwerks.com<\/a>, where I was able to track down <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dernwerks.com\/HWC\/?p=1074\">the original comic<\/a> and get more details about its creators.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So why did a random tweet from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JimmyBatchler\/status\/431598053938585600\">a high school student in Texas<\/a> get so much traction on Twitter, when the original piece&mdash;created three and a half years ago by <a href=\"https:\/\/swagshark.myshopify.com\/collections\/vendors?page=1&amp;q=Dernwerks\">an accomplished creative duo<\/a>&mdash;didn&#8217;t?  Who knows.  The Internet is as the Internet does.  Memes are random and unpredictable.  It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/corabuhlert.com\/2011\/07\/12\/the-bacon-cat-law-of-internet-popularity\/\">The Bacon Cat Law of Internet Popularity<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I can only hope that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dernwerks.com\/HWC\/\">Hello With Cheese<\/a> gains a few more fans because of this blog post.  They&#8217;ve definitely earned it.  (Maybe they&#8217;ll even re-issue that t-shirt.)<\/p>\n<p>In related news, did you know that you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.virtualapple.org\/oregontraildisk.html\">play the original Apple II version of <i>Oregon Trail<\/i> right in your web browser<\/a>, using an emulator plug-in?  It&#8217;s true!  I spent a few minutes reliving my childhood, and even though I survived to the end, the results weren&#8217;t pretty:<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-OCnrPTsiDDI\/U1dQEave0AI\/AAAAAAABrkw\/PAD4b1aIAns\/s1600\/ckl_ot_2014-02-22.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-OCnrPTsiDDI\/U1dQEave0AI\/AAAAAAABrkw\/PAD4b1aIAns\/s320\/ckl_ot_2014-02-22.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Yeah.  I think I&#8217;ll stick to <a href=\"http:\/\/curtiscchen.com\/stories\/\">the writing thing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"Curtis\" title=\"Curtis\" border=\"0\" height=\"32\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, I noticed several of my Twitter-friends retweeting this: You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. 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