{"id":1550,"date":"2005-05-20T09:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-20T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2005\/05\/20\/star-wars-post-mortem\/"},"modified":"2005-05-20T09:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-20T16:44:00","slug":"star-wars-post-mortem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2005\/05\/20\/star-wars-post-mortem\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars Post-Mortem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A sampling of criticisms, now that &#8220;the saga is complete&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/reviews\/movie\/_\/id\/6140458?pageid=\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Rolling Stone<\/span>&#8216;s Peter Travers<\/a> is right: Lucas is a &#8220;skilled producer, clumsy director and tin-eared writer.&#8221;  And Travers is dead on with his assessment of the prequels as an &#8220;investment portfolio.&#8221;  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Star Wars<\/span>, the scrappy little movie that nobody believed in&#8211; not even Lucas himself&#8211; has become an institution, and nobody at Lucasfilm wanted to be the guy who came up with New Coke.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rogerebert.suntimes.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20050519\/REVIEWS\/50503002\/1023\">Roger Ebert<\/a> is smoking crack.  He recognizes the film&#8217;s many flaws&#8211; for example, &#8220;[t]o say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion.&#8221;  But Ebert still gave it three and a half out of four stars.  Excuse me, but isn&#8217;t the love story supposed to be the central fucking theme of this whole tragedy?  And you&#8217;re giving it a pass because hey, look at all the shiny spaceships?  Smoking crack.  And Roger, you need new glasses, because digital projection also sucks.  Stop shilling.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/c\/a\/2005\/05\/18\/DDGS4CQ2RR10.DTL&amp;type=printable\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">SF Chronicle<\/span>&#8216;s Mick LaSalle<\/a> rightly calls it a swing and a miss: &#8220;the movie omits the one scene it most needs to show &#8212; the one in which Anakin commits an act of such evil that there&#8217;s no turning back. It&#8217;s the &#8216;Macbeth&#8217; moment, the scene this trilogy has been leading up to, the dive off the moral high board &#8212; and Lucas just skips it.&#8221;  Sad but true.<\/p>\n<p>(I, too, felt like the script missed lots of crucial details and failed to explain important developments.  But then I remembered that this is not a film for thinking adults; this is a film for thrill-seeking adolescents and malleable younglings.  I wonder if the original trilogy will seem as empty when I watch them again&#8211; and I will, very soon.  I&#8217;ve still got the original, unspoiled versions on laserdisc, where <a href=\"http:\/\/willow.club.fr\/Greedo_Comic\/Greedo_Comic_Intro.htm\">Han shoots first<\/a> and not every character is a digitized cartoon.)<\/p>\n<p>For more detailed and geekier nitpicking than I can muster, visit <a href=\"http:\/\/filmforce.ign.com\/articles\/612\/612085p1.html\">Glen Oliver at IGN FilmForce<\/a>, who rants thusly:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Revenge of the Sith<\/span> is not the &#8220;masterpiece&#8221; some make it out to be. It is, simply, a far more worthy installment than we&#8217;ve recently been fed. Its currently lofty status is a mirage, induced and perpetuated by the shameless hokum which preceded it. This being said, it should be noted that <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Sith<\/span>, perhaps more than any other film in the sextilogy, tries valiantly to be a &#8220;real&#8221; movie \u2013 and often succeeds. But, in doing so, it also forgoes the most fundamental tenets of storytelling&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just because we&#8217;re in &#8220;a galaxy far, far away,&#8221; for example, does not mean that the &#8220;laws&#8221; of that galaxy&#8230;or the intricacies driving stories told in that galaxy&#8230;can be ignored. This factor can be applied to any kid of broad-canvassed storytelling: mythology, science fiction, historical romance, etc. For example: on Earth, Superman can fly. But, what if someone came along and told audiences, &#8220;Superman can only fly on Tuesdays, even though he flew in last month&#8217;s comic installment&#8221;? It would not make sense, because such rules and limitations had not been previously established or upheld in the Superman mythology. This is the kind arbitrary, sloppy thinking that ultimately dilutes <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Star Wars: Episode III<\/span>, and prevents it from becoming all that it could have been.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Finally, my wife DeeAnn sums up her <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Episode III<\/span> experience: &#8220;I went in <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">expecting<\/span> it to suck, and I was <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">still<\/span> disappointed.  What does that say about the level of suckage involved?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sampling of criticisms, now that &#8220;the saga is complete&#8221;&#8230; Rolling Stone&#8216;s Peter Travers is right: Lucas is a &#8220;skilled producer, clumsy director and tin-eared writer.&#8221; And Travers is dead on with his assessment of the prequels as an &#8220;investment&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[1,133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}