{"id":1472,"date":"2005-09-29T22:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-30T05:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2005\/09\/29\/alton-brown-would-hate-it\/"},"modified":"2005-09-29T22:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-30T05:44:00","slug":"alton-brown-would-hate-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2005\/09\/29\/alton-brown-would-hate-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Alton Brown would hate it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snout.org\/hotsheet\/uploaded_images\/DSC00476-705894.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.snout.org\/hotsheet\/uploaded_images\/DSC00476-703914.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>The mini-fridge in my hotel room has this clever-but-unnecessary plastic rack for storing those short 8-ounce cans of soda (or, as they say up here in Oregon, &#8220;pop&#8221;) commonly found in hospitals.  But where would one acquire such a specialty item?  Why, from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.target.com\/\">Target<\/a> store just down the street, of course!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really quite strange.  I keep wondering if it&#8217;s actually supposed to be used for something else&#8211; like, I dunno, ostrich eggs&#8211; but the soda cans just fit too perfectly in the rack for it to have been designed for anything else.  Maybe it&#8217;s a Pacific Northwest thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The mini-fridge in my hotel room has this clever-but-unnecessary plastic rack for storing those short 8-ounce cans of soda (or, as they say up here in Oregon, &#8220;pop&#8221;) commonly found in hospitals. But where would one acquire such a specialty&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[1,133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}