{"id":1469,"date":"2005-10-14T10:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T17:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2005\/10\/14\/the-swordsman\/"},"modified":"2005-10-14T10:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T17:33:00","slug":"the-swordsman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2005\/10\/14\/the-swordsman\/","title":{"rendered":"The Swordsman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m going to have to buy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glarkware.com\/securestore\/c181845p16439136.2.html\">this glarkware t-shirt<\/a> (which I found via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.televisionwithoutpity.com\/\">TWOP<\/a>), just because the description is so brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite bits are &#8220;5:00 PM: Vigorous constitutional&#8221; and &#8220;7:31 PM: Dammit!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Trust me, it&#8217;s funny in context.  Just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glarkware.com\/securestore\/c181845p16439136.2.html\">go read the thing<\/a>.  Won&#8217;t take but a minute.  You can thank me later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m going to have to buy this glarkware t-shirt (which I found via TWOP), just because the description is so brilliant. My favorite bits are &#8220;5:00 PM: Vigorous constitutional&#8221; and &#8220;7:31 PM: Dammit!&#8221; Trust me, it&#8217;s funny in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[1,133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}