{"id":1384,"date":"2006-09-06T16:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2006\/09\/06\/the-punchline\/"},"modified":"2006-09-06T16:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T23:11:00","slug":"the-punchline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2006\/09\/06\/the-punchline\/","title":{"rendered":"The Punchline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;For a moment there, I really planned to drive up to a drug store, buy a 4 oz container of personal lubricant, empty it out, wash it and refill it with toothpaste.&#8221;<br \/>&#8212; Neil Gaiman, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neilgaiman.com\/journal\/2006\/09\/terrorism-and-my-toothpaste.html\">Terrorism and my toothpaste<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;For a moment there, I really planned to drive up to a drug store, buy a 4 oz container of personal lubricant, empty it out, wash it and refill it with toothpaste.&#8221;&#8212; Neil Gaiman, Terrorism and my toothpaste<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[1,133],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}