{"id":1342,"date":"2007-01-25T17:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-26T01:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2007\/01\/25\/simile-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2007-01-25T17:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-26T01:51:00","slug":"simile-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2007\/01\/25\/simile-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Simile of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.literatureandlatte.com\/scrivener.html\">[T]his thing<\/a> has me giggling like a 12 year old girl sucking on a <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">My Little Pony<\/span> hash pipe.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, <a href=\"http:\/\/kfmonkey.blogspot.com\/2007\/01\/scrivener-software.html\">Kung Fu Monkey<\/a>.  I think.<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;[T]his thing has me giggling like a 12 year old girl sucking on a My Little Pony hash pipe.&#8221; Thank you, Kung Fu Monkey. I think. ~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}