{"id":1327,"date":"2007-04-16T21:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T04:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2007\/04\/16\/things-my-wife-has-said-in-the-past-two-days\/"},"modified":"2007-04-16T21:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-17T04:59:00","slug":"things-my-wife-has-said-in-the-past-two-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2007\/04\/16\/things-my-wife-has-said-in-the-past-two-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Things My Wife Has Said in the Past Two Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">&#8220;I wonder how hard it would be to kill a nun.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>  &#8211; while watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/magdalene_sisters\/\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Magdalene Sisters<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">&#8220;Come on in!  We have ants and a spider.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>  &#8211; to friends visiting tonight, one of whom helped us research whether the spider in question was a black widow (we&#8217;re not sure, but he took it far, far away); the other suggested we surround our toilet with ground cinnamon to keep the invading ants at bay (it worked very well).<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I wonder how hard it would be to kill a nun.&#8221; &#8211; while watching The Magdalene Sisters &#8220;Come on in! We have ants and a spider.&#8221; &#8211; to friends visiting tonight, one of whom helped us research whether the spider&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}