{"id":1304,"date":"2007-07-24T17:13:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2007\/07\/24\/legends-of-this-fall\/"},"modified":"2007-07-24T17:13:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T00:13:00","slug":"legends-of-this-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2007\/07\/24\/legends-of-this-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"Legends of This Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, actually, it&#8217;s <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">not<\/span> too early to start thinking about the fall TV season.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ew.com\/ew\/article\/0,,20039716,00.html\">Entertainment Weekly<\/a> certainly doesn&#8217;t think so.  (Of course, this is also coming from the guy who has a modded 800GB <a href=\"http:\/\/reviews.cnet.com\/digital-video-recorders-dvrs\/directv-hd-dvr-hd\/4505-6474_7-30842839.html\">HD DirecTivo<\/a>, which is currently at 84% disk usage.  I may be a little obsessed.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned before that I prefer &#8220;genre&#8221; TV, and I&#8217;ve recently developed a fondness for series that are just a little <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">beyond normal<\/span>&#8212;<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">i.e.<\/span>, set in the present-day real world, with just one or two sf\/fantasy elements to make things interesting.  For example, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">House<\/span>, which takes place in a parallel universe where the United States has universal health care and no patients ever ask how much all these crazy tests and procedures are going to cost.<\/p>\n<p>These are the jokes, folks.  Feel free to laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.  The EW viewing guide linked above lists thirty(30!) new shows in prime time, but I&#8217;m only going to talk about those which have genre elements.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Sam I Am<\/span> (Monday, NBC) &#8211; Christina Applegate has amnesia!  Yes, &#8220;the amnesia episode&#8221; is a long-standing TV tradition, but now someone has boldly gone and made an entire damn series out of this creaky premise!  I have low expectations.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Journeyman<\/span> (Monday, NBC) &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0571727\/\">That dude from <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Rome<\/span><\/a> plays a time-traveling reporter who helps people.  I think these comments from <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0948538\/\">IMDb<\/a> sum it up pretty well:  &#8220;I liked this show before, when it was called Quantum Leap.&#8221;  &#8220;It&#8217;s NOT Quantum Leap.&#8221;  &#8220;It&#8217;s Voyagers!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Cavemen<\/span> (Tuesday, ABC) &#8211; Yup, those <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Geico_Caveman\">characters from the GEICO commercials<\/a> have their own show.  I&#8217;m dubious.  I mean, I like the ads, and Phil Hartman&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Unfrozen_Caveman_Lawyer\">Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer<\/a> sketch was fun, but <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">every damn week?<\/span>  I dunno.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Chuck<\/span> (Tuesday, NBC) &#8211; &#8220;A computer geek morphs into the government&#8217;s most essential agent after downloading an entire server of secrets directly to his brain.&#8221;  Uh, yeah:  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">I liked this show better when it was called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/jake2.0\/about\/\">Jake 2.0<\/a>.<\/span>  And I didn&#8217;t even like it that much then.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">New Amsterdam<\/span> (Tuesday, FOX) &#8211; NYC homicide detective happens to be immortal.  And&#8230;?  The promos I&#8217;ve seen are intriguing, but don&#8217;t tell much about where they intend to take this premise.  I&#8217;ll watch.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">The Reaper<\/span> (Tuesday, CW) &#8211; 20-year-old slacker discovers that his parents sold his soul to the devil, and now he has to track down evil souls and send them to hell.  Again, I liked this show better when it was called <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Brimstone<\/span>, and that went away in a real hurry.  (Let us never speak of <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">GvsE<\/span>.  And no, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Dead Like Me<\/span> didn&#8217;t ring my bell.  Mandy Patinkin can&#8217;t save everything.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Pushing Daisies<\/span> (Wednesday, ABC) &#8211; Dude can bring dead things back to life by touching them, but if he touches them a second time, they die forever.  We&#8217;ve been seeing promos for this during the pre-show ads at AMC Theatres, and D thinks it&#8217;s doomed.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Kid Nation<\/span> (Wednesday, CBS) &#8211; The only reason I mention this reality show is so I can say:  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">I liked this show better when it was called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startrek.com\/startrek\/view\/library\/episodes\/TOS\/detail\/68684.html\">&#8220;Miri,&#8221;<\/a> and only lasted for one hour.<\/span>  Zing!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Bionic Woman<\/span> (Wednesday, NBC) &#8211; The 500-pound gorilla.  Really, is there anybody who <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">isn&#8217;t<\/span> going to watch this?  And raise your hand if you&#8217;re also hoping for a <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Heroes<\/span> crossover!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Moonlight<\/span> (Friday, CBS) &#8211; <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">I liked this show better when it was called<\/span> Angel.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the lot.  Nothing much new, but some potential here and there.  What I&#8217;m really waiting for is midseason, to see how badly FOX screws up <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Sarah_Connor_Chronicles\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">The Sarah Connor Chronicles.<\/span><\/a>  Oh, I anticipate a train wreck of apocalyptic proportions, I do.  Make me a liar, Fish!<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, actually, it&#8217;s not too early to start thinking about the fall TV season. Entertainment Weekly certainly doesn&#8217;t think so. 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