{"id":1238,"date":"2008-02-28T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/02\/28\/not-safe-for-work\/"},"modified":"2008-02-28T10:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T18:44:00","slug":"not-safe-for-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/02\/28\/not-safe-for-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Safe For Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, this probably isn&#8217;t safe for most <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">homes<\/span>, either.<\/p>\n<p>Brought to you by Kevin Smith and the cast of his new movie, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Zack and Miri Make a Porno<\/span>:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Tn0wTyyG1Z4&#038;rel=1&#038;border=0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Tn0wTyyG1Z4&#038;rel=1&#038;border=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>(If you&#8217;re wondering where this came from, see Salon.com&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/machinist.salon.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/27\/effing_seth_rogen\/\">chronology of effing videos<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s too bad that Elizabeth Banks can&#8217;t actually sing.  I&#8217;m almost as disappointed as I was that Alyson Hannigan didn&#8217;t have the pipes to do a full song in the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Once_More,_with_Feeling_(Buffy_episode)#Music\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Buffy<\/span> musical episode<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And to wrap up this musical tribute to intercourse, check out Jonathan Coulton&#8217;s springtime anthem <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/songdetails\/First%20of%20May\">&#8220;First of May&#8221;<\/a>, which you can download for free.  Because, as you know, the best things in life are free.  And you can give them to the birds and bees.<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, this probably isn&#8217;t safe for most homes, either. Brought to you by Kevin Smith and the cast of his new movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno: (If you&#8217;re wondering where this came from, see Salon.com&#8217;s chronology of effing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[13,43,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-music","category-tv"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}