{"id":1236,"date":"2008-03-01T00:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T08:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/03\/01\/overheard-at-a-wedding\/"},"modified":"2008-03-01T00:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T08:22:00","slug":"overheard-at-a-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/03\/01\/overheard-at-a-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at a Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kenandjerry.com\/\">Ken and Jerry<\/a> got married yesterday!  They threw a great party, featuring the ultimate montage of TV and movie wedding scenes, a lightning-fast ceremony, excellent food and cake served by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcichef.com\/\">Professional Culinary Institute<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemainsomnia.com\/lobo.html\">Mr. Lobo<\/a> swearing in the dearly beloved with a modified version of his Knights of Insomnia Oath.<\/p>\n<p>Later, at the TARDIS table, there was a scholarly debate about the nature of comedy:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Chris:<\/span>  Hey, repeating one joke is what got Milton Berle where he is today.<br \/><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Kevin:<\/span>  <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Dead?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>My job for the first part of the evening was Doorman, and I wore a tuxedo because it seemed an appropriate costume.  I was, of course, completely outdone by Andy and Kevin&#8217;s military-inspired BDUs (they were working Security), and the happy couple outshone us all&#8211;Ken in the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Image:Tennantdoc.jpg\">Tenth Doctor<\/a>&#8216;s brown suit and white Converse trainers, and Jerry in a gravity-defying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkgarden.com\/\">corset<\/a>.  The bride also wore a strategically placed button which read: &#8220;Thanks!  My husband likes them too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>However, I did receive a compliment of the highest order on my attire:  an Englishman addressed me as &#8220;Bond.&#8221;  Thanks, Merv.  I was stirred, not shaken.<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ken and Jerry got married yesterday! They threw a great party, featuring the ultimate montage of TV and movie wedding scenes, a lightning-fast ceremony, excellent food and cake served by the Professional Culinary Institute, and Mr. Lobo swearing in the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[13,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-tv"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}