{"id":1213,"date":"2008-04-30T23:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-01T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/04\/30\/first-of-may\/"},"modified":"2008-04-30T23:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-01T06:01:00","slug":"first-of-may","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/04\/30\/first-of-may\/","title":{"rendered":"First of May"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time to celebrate spring!  But first:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snout.org\/hotsheet\/uploaded_images\/warning_explicit_content-730776.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin:0px auto 10px; cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.snout.org\/hotsheet\/uploaded_images\/warning_explicit_content-730773.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m serious.  Do NOT click the &#8220;play&#8221; button below unless you&#8217;re prepared to see and hear <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">graphic depictions of adult situations.<\/span>  Yes, it is just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldofwarcraft.com\/community\/machinima\/\">WoW machinima<\/a>, but it&#8217;s quite explicit.  You have been warned.<\/p>\n<p><embed style=\"width:400px;height:326px\" flashvars=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/video.google.com\/googleplayer.swf?docid=-8456995878011926927&#038;hl=en\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"> <\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Music and lyrics by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonathancoulton.com\/songdetails\/First%20of%20May\">Jonathan Coulton<\/a>, video by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiffworld.com\/\">Mike Spiff Booth<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time to celebrate spring! But first: I&#8217;m serious. Do NOT click the &#8220;play&#8221; button below unless you&#8217;re prepared to see and hear graphic depictions of adult situations. Yes, it is just WoW machinima, but it&#8217;s quite explicit. You have been&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}