{"id":113,"date":"2014-12-31T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2014\/12\/31\/i-now-own-part-of-a-private-island\/"},"modified":"2014-12-31T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:00:00","slug":"i-now-own-part-of-a-private-island","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2014\/12\/31\/i-now-own-part-of-a-private-island\/","title":{"rendered":"I Now Own Part of a Private Island"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One square foot, to be precise, in the place known as &#8220;Hawaii 2,&#8221; which the horrible people at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cardsagainsthumanity.com\/\">Cards Against Humanity<\/a> actually purchased&mdash;and then gave away&mdash;as part of this year&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.holidaybullshit.com\/\">Holiday Bullshit<\/a> shenanigans.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s where my real estate is located:<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-_yXSpw2Swbo\/VKOdSeiapTI\/AAAAAAABx-U\/glcEoF8QIz0\/s1600\/cah2014island.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-_yXSpw2Swbo\/VKOdSeiapTI\/AAAAAAABx-U\/glcEoF8QIz0\/s320\/cah2014island.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll visit it someday. Maybe not. Seems like a lot of trouble.<\/p>\n<p>There was also a large-scale, online puzzle hunt associated with this year&#8217;s CAH promotion, which ended at a safe hidden on the island. Read all about it on <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2014\/12\/23\/cards-against-humanity-buys-a.html\">Boing Boing<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.maxistentialism.com\/post\/105921372703\/we-bought-a-private-island-and-gave-each-of-our\">Max Temkin&#8217;s blog<\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.argn.com\/2014\/12\/solving_cards_against_humanitys_holiday_bullshit\/\">ARGNet<\/a>, and see the <a href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/193s-qZpgEGGILuN2bhodZRVwWCqvLYXSfS5jSyi3ODI\/edit#\">Reddit community writeup<\/a> of how the puzzles worked.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snout.org\/HotSheet\/CKL.jpg\" alt=\"Curtis\" title=\"Curtis\" border=\"0\" height=\"32\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One square foot, to be precise, in the place known as &#8220;Hawaii 2,&#8221; which the horrible people at Cards Against Humanity actually purchased&mdash;and then gave away&mdash;as part of this year&#8217;s Holiday Bullshit shenanigans. Here&#8217;s where my real estate is located:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[10,22,27,16,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-andhappyholidaystoo","category-mathishard","category-puzzles","category-theiinmeat","category-thisisnotaclue"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}