{"id":1088,"date":"2008-12-27T00:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-27T08:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/12\/27\/xmas-movie-marathon-2008\/"},"modified":"2008-12-27T00:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-27T08:13:00","slug":"xmas-movie-marathon-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2008\/12\/27\/xmas-movie-marathon-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Xmas Movie Marathon 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, on December 25th, D and I spend all day at the movies.  We were excited this year because we now live half a mile from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinetopiatheaters.com\/\">Cinetopia<\/a>, an all-digital venue which is the third best theatre I&#8217;ve ever visited.*<\/p>\n<p>We were less excited after the record snowfall here in Vancouver, and when we saw our slim pickings for movie choices.  After checking <a href=\"http:\/\/rottentomatoes.com\/\">Rotten Tomatoes<\/a>, I ruled out <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Spirit<\/span> (17%) and <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Seven Pounds<\/span> (28%).  Here&#8217;s what we ended up seeing:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Yes Man<\/span><br \/>Nothing new or special here, but passably entertaining.  Jim Carrey does basically the same schtick he did in <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Liar Liar<\/span>, except this time with Zooey Deschanel and Rhys Darby (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Flight of the Conchords<\/span>&#8216; band manager Murray) providing background color.  The best scene involves the song <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/musics?lid=Ftb85NtKIiB&amp;aid=aKUjj_1ovJD&amp;sid=009wJ32GWSM\">&#8220;Jumper&#8221; by Third Eye Blind<\/a>, but you can wait to see that on DVD.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">The Curious Case of Benjamin Button<\/span><br \/>The best of the lot by far.  Absolutely not what you&#8217;d expect from David Fincher (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Se7en<\/span>, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Fight Club<\/span>), except maybe the visual effects.  It wasn&#8217;t quite as literally magical as I had been hoping, but they just chose to tell a different story than I would have with this Big Idea, and everything worked.  I missed Fincher&#8217;s last film, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Zodiac<\/span>, so I&#8217;ve just added it to the top of my Netflix queue.  That&#8217;s high praise from me.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Valkyrie<\/span><br \/>If you&#8217;re really into Tom Cruise, WWII trivia, or <a href=\"http:\/\/ia.media-imdb.com\/images\/M\/MV5BMjA4MzQ5NjQ2M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDM5OTU5MQ@@._V1._SX565_SY400_.jpg\">eyepatches<\/a>, enjoy!  It wasn&#8217;t badly made, but as D says: &#8220;They told us what happened, but not why we should care.&#8221;  Unless you slept through high school history classes, you know what the ending of this story is, and it&#8217;s up to the filmmakers to tell it in a way that&#8217;s interesting despite the foregone conclusion.  On that front, FAIL.  (For reference, movies that succeeded at this: <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Perfect Storm<\/span>, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Apollo 13<\/span>, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Titanic<\/span>, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Recount<\/span>.)  On the bright side, it was amusing to see a raft of great British actors&#8211;Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Eddie Izzard, Tom Wilkinson&#8211;playing German military men with both gusto and whatever bloody accent they felt like using.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Marley &amp; Me<\/span><br \/>IMHO, it&#8217;s actually a stretch to call this one a movie.  It feels more like a ten-year-old&#8217;s recitation of the form &#8220;and then this happened and then this happened and then this happened&#8221;&#8211;a meandering sequence of events with only a vague dramatic shape.  Yes, it is a tear-jerking experience, but only at the end, and only because of the bulletproof subject matter (the family dog); it&#8217;s affecting <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">despite<\/span> its often egregious shortcomings as a <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">story<\/span>.**<\/p>\n<p>As a bonus, we got to see a flurry of huge snowflakes come down in the afternoon, making for a wondrous white Christmas.  Who says there&#8217;s nothing good at the movies?<\/p>\n<p><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/s\/c\/bin\/slideshow.swf\" width=\"400\" height=\"267\" flashvars=\"host=picasaweb.google.com&#038;noautoplay=1&#038;RGB=0x000000&#038;feed=http%3A%2F%2Fpicasaweb.google.com%2Fdata%2Ffeed%2Fapi%2Fuser%2Fsparckl%2Falbumid%2F5284393671363584129%3Fkind%3Dphoto%26alt%3Drss\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>(Click through to PicasaWeb to see the <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/sparckl\/XmasDay2008#5284394972214804402\">snowfall video<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>~CKL<\/p>\n<p>* <small>Numbers one and two were the Pixar screening room in Emeryville and the Arclight in Los Angeles.<\/small><\/p>\n<p>** <small>Re: <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Valkyrie<\/span> and <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Marley<\/span>: I suspect makers of many &#8220;based on a true story&#8221; films feel excessively beholden to historical facts at the expense of narrative drive and coherence.  For inspiration, I would refer those people to Joss Whedon, who had the <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">cojones<\/span> to <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">retcon his own story<\/span> when making <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Serenity<\/span>&#8211;the backstory explicitly depicted for Simon &amp; River in the movie directly contradicts what was stated in the preceding series, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Firefly<\/span>, but Whedon recognized that changing it was the best way to tell the story, continuity be damned.  He was right.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, on December 25th, D and I spend all day at the movies. 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