{"id":1013,"date":"2009-04-08T19:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T02:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/04\/08\/fraud\/"},"modified":"2009-04-08T19:31:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T02:31:00","slug":"fraud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/2009\/04\/08\/fraud\/","title":{"rendered":"Fraud!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how I was telling you about this great <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snout.org\/hotsheet\/2009\/03\/bug.html\">bug<\/a> we have in the mini-house?  The one that runs really fast and the humans don&#8217;t even care how much I play with it? <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a fake! <\/p>\n<p>I thought it was kind of strange that the bug only appeared when the humans were around.  And I knew something was up when I kept catching the bug only to have it crawl on top of my paw.  I couldn&#8217;t feel or smell anything! <\/p>\n<p>But I was having so much fun that I didn&#8217;t really pay attention. <\/p>\n<p>Then I noticed that mouse-shaped thing the humans were always holding whenever the bug was around.  It went &#8220;click!&#8221;  The bug appeared.  It went &#8220;click&#8221; again and the bug disappeared.  They pointed, and the bug appeared where they were pointing.  When they moved their hand, the bug moved too. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so disappointing!  The bug is a lie.<\/p>\n<p>I just wish I could quit playing with it.  It&#8217;s so much fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember how I was telling you about this great bug we have in the mini-house? The one that runs really fast and the humans don&#8217;t even care how much I play with it? It&#8217;s a fake! I thought it was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1013\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curtiscchen.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}